I know that artificial anything is not good for you, but I use the "pink stuff". You know the one that was villainized in reports of rats getting cancer after the equivalent of 80 cans of pop ("soda" for the rest of you) a day.
"I don't drink 80 cans of pop. I'm fine," I rationalize.
Today's coffee is sweetener free. We'll talk about the milk later. After all, I need my calcium.